This post is going to be about my crazy friends John and Jared Young. They are two of the funniest boys I know. I was over at their house chatting with them last night and John starts talking about how they should get a plant. Then he asked me to get him a plant and I told him I'd get him one, but they'd have to open their blinds and let some light in, to which he replied that they couldn't do that because he prances around their apartment naked so the blinds need to remain shut. (Okay so he didn't really say prances, he said walks, I told him I was going to put prances on my blog and he said that that would make him sound gay. So prances it is, he, he, he.) Then Jared says that he also walks around the apartment naked. It add to my discomfort they continue to talk about how they LOVED to walk around their parents' house naked. And I quote "it was the best!" Okay. So now I'm obligated to peep!!! Just kidding.
Don't worry, I have more. Then John starts to tell me a story about how he wore a man thong (which he lovingly calls a banana hammock) up to the lake under his swimming suit. You know what happens when you bend over, your thong pops out. So did his and Bri took a picture of it. I so wish I had it so I could post it.
Wait the night was far from over. Next they started with the farting. Oh my goodness. John was farting and then Jared started talking about his farts. Do they not realize that I'm a GIRL and farting is not a delightful topic. Then I shared how Kindergarteners fart all the time and how I have to teach them to say excuse me because everyone farts. John then proceeds to tell me to fart, he even pulled my finger. Sorry, no farts.
These two also have some dead animals hanging on their walls so I felt the need to name them. At first the two bucks I named Fred and Ginger and they did not like that because "they're boys, one can't be named Ginger". Good point so then I decided on Bert and Ernie for the bucks and Abbott and Costello for the birds. I even made them repeat their names so they wouldn't forget.
All of this occured in a short 45 minute period. They are CRAZY!!!! Plus they think that they can find this blog. Good luck!!
5 comments:
HOW FUNNY!boys can be so gross sometimes! but these two sound like a riot!
Oh my heck, Court and I love them too, they grew up with Courtney, and they are so stinking funny, I love how they blush and turn red when they get all embarassed! Sounds like a fun night.
I don't think you can come over ever again.
Aren't guys great! They forget that their world and conversations aren't always okay for girls. Just so you know, John works at the store with me, but I PROMISE I won't show him your blog! Love ya!
Your blog entry made me laugh. I don't even know them, but it could totally be a Friends episode!
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